keep strugglin’ | k-pop phases i don’t recommend anyone going through

keep strugglin’ indeed. welcome to todays’ post, k-pop phases i don’t recommend going through. this post was very much inspired by this masterpiece of a video.

the shipping phase

oMg mInHyUN aND jULiA l00kEd aT eACh oThER isN’T iT oBVioUS tHEy aRE dATiNG😌🤣😩💜

you stan rosekook? well i stan liskook. rosekook is sooo photoshopped, look at liskook. the signs are so obviously there. no jungkook does NOT like jisoo or rose, he has eyes for LISA MANOBAN and LISA only !1111 (angel number for prayers towards our loooovely ship) *pensive attacking face *

the k-pop is better than any other genre of music phase

you listen to lana del ray? well shut up because the musical masterpiece, eargasm and pleasure inducing on all levels, “13430” by BTS is playing. i don’t need to hear, i don’t WANT to hear about lana del ray or conan gray or justin beiber or belieber or whoever that guy was. what matters is that BTS is playing and when BTS plays, ya’ll mortals WILL bow down.

the k-pop is so trash phase

did you just say you like BLACKPINK? well your face is the only thing that’s going to get pink now.

BLACKPINK, PINKBLACK, BLUERED, BLUEBACK– all your k-pop groups- do you hear me? all your k-pop groups are a piece of crap. take that ear-drum destroying, bad hormone and acne inducing music somewhere else, somewhere far away from my cultured minecraft server.

the idols are better than anyone phase

you like travis scott? well i like kim taehyung. you like lorde? well i like like LAY. you like one direction? well i like BTS. by the way do you know, EXO outsold your faves HAHAHAH 130 MILLION SALES YOU WISH YOUR FAVE HAD DONE THAT !!11!!

being a k-pop stan is my job phase

yes hi! what do you do for a living? i, um well giggles nervously i fight school going kids on stan twt and make legitimately embarassing carrds to put on my twitter bio. and oh i’m 21 btw. telling 12 year olds why the man they stan is wrong is what i do for a living. i live to proudly show off what an icon taemin is and why his talent is being wasted in that flop group they call sUpErM. well guess what darling? taemin is SUPERIOR

(take that, HAH!)

the koreaboo phase

jokes on you i’m 69% korean and 100% jungkook biased. you wish you had perfect jeans- “genes” like mine, huh? u wish darling, you wish. while you’re stuck here applying to private schools and studying for the RATS, SATS whatever, i’m chilling in my $1 mansion with my husband jungkook.

bye.

the extra visual gasps while writing this were most definitely intended. internally cringing as i read through this satire but this had to be said. anyways, hope you enjoyed reading that, and don’t forget to comment what type of stan you were / are ??🤨

some of my other k-pop related posts:

• stupid mistakes i made while getting into k-pop
• ranking k-pop debut songs
• ranking k-pop debut songs; part 02
• ranking k-pop debut songs; the grand finale

asic signing off,