I like Harry Potter, you like Harry Potter. Chances are, all of us like Harry Potter!
Here’s a post about all the reasons, why you shouldn’t like Harry Potter.
If harry potter is so magical, why cant he fix his eyesight?-
They can grow bones back, they can stop vomiting slugs. They can even stop professors and villians who are like light years older than them, yet they cant fix harry’s eyesight?
The Triwizard Tournament…
The Triwizard Tournament is overhyped and overrated. I mean what’s so fun about seeing wizards getting beaten to death by a dragon? And what about developing teenagers jumping into a cold ass lake just to win 1st place?
That sounds like something a first grader would do. and don’t even get me started on the maze- what’s the point of doing something so deadly? for fun? for the thrill?
Maybe there’s a reason why all us bloggers aren’t wizards yet..
Hey, Can I Say Something Here?
Me trying to have a conversation with the person who is in charge of the Daily Prophet in the Wizarding World:
“Hey, can I say something here?
“No you absolutely cannot!”
there’s absolutely no free speech-
the newspaper runs on a propaganda by the Ministry of Magic? The Minister controls the press. And that’s not very nice.
There’s no God!
Do wizards have a god?
I’m not talking about a God with a capital G. I mean, do wizards have their own myths and legends and stuff like that?
I’m also not talking about Nearly Headless Nick or the Bloody Baron- I’m talking about Jesus Potter!! Did we ever have a Jesus Potter? If not, then how were wizards formed?
Is There A Wizard’s Wide Web?
Do wizards have a Tinder?
I mean you cannot remain Victorian and dark academic forever. Someday, you’ll need to have a WWW- Wizard’s Wide Web.
You’ll absolutely need to have a witter(the wizarding world’s version of twitter, wizard+twitter), you will definitely need to have all of that. Otherwise you’ll turn into a woomer(the wizarding world’s version of boomer)
The wizards didn’t use muggle technology. They didn’t read muggle books(they missed out on greats like the fault in our stars and looking for alaska- lolol it’s their fault).
They didn’t listen to muggle music, They supposedly lived in a slightly muggle way, but interacted with nothing muggle?
And yet they celebrated Christmas?!
✨Fred Weasly died. that’s absolutely not right.
✨The sorting hat is biased. It’s clearly so very biased.
✨There’s no way no 2 lovesick teenagers didn’t make the unbreakable vow to each other forever. It’s just not possible.
Today was so-not fun, my wi-fi was down and the teacher’s were extra mad. Also, I just found out that we might be having exams offline, in March?!! *silently crosses fingers and prays for that to be false*
ALSO!! I’ve been reading “Age Matters” on Webtoon and it’s so wow. Since there’s like 120+ episodes, and I’ve just started reading it, I’m planning to review the Webtoon every ten episodes. Like I’ll do a review for episodes 0 to 10, and then another one for 11 to 20- like that!
But I could read the entire Webtoon(till where it has been completed at least) on a whim and then review it the same day- but as of now, I’m on the 13th episode? So it depends lolol
Anyways, that’s about it for today. Go ahead and like this post(because it was a quality post 😌)and stay safe!!
Also, was there anything in the books or movies that ticked you off? Probably an event or a situation you didn’t like? Leave your reply in the comments below and we can rant about it together!
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